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nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

I found the Grammar side of tumblr.

huggingrobot:

i said slag off!

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

(Source: 9fail)

linearimpacts:

terminalimpacts:

so I went to the grocery store and saw that China had a special edition of Pabst Blue Ribbon that is not available in the US so I had to try it out

Stay safe senpai. mosquitoes are abundant. also the pizza huts in china are fuckin amazing have you tried them yet?

I heard they put seafood on the pizzas and I’m allergic to shellfish :(.  I tried ordering online but I don’t know how to enter my address in Chinese.  Hell, I can barely pronounce it.

I had Melrose Pizza and it was :/

theschwall said: Hahaha I read an article about that, it’s just plain PBR that is sold for far too much money in China because CAPITALISM

they sell normal PBR here for about $4 usd for a six pack and it tastes just as shitty as PBR back in the US.  This stuff is darker, smoother, higher alcohol content, and actually has a good flavor.  If I can compare it to a US craft beer, it reminds me a lot of Evolution Lucky no. 7.

politicalsexkitten said: Jim what the fuck did I just watch for four and a half minutes

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so I went to the grocery store and saw that China had a special edition of Pabst Blue Ribbon that is not available in the US so I had to try it out

I’m sorry my blog is shit now, it was a lot better when I was unemployed or working a shitty unpaid intership and living with my parents

I have a great fear of turning 29 because statistically baseball pitchers have their best season, on average, at the age of 28 and then it is all downhill from there.